Sunday, April 19, 2009

WIZARDOFBAUM QUOTES II


Close your eyes and think good things and life may be short in the big world, but your being is bigger than the entire universe.


A smile goes a along way, but your feet will carry you further away from those who’s will to hurt you is behind their own smile.

A friend has to like themselves before they can like you, which explains why nobody has friends.

Don’t turn your back on your buddies, for your back wont look good with knives in it

Trusting in most people is like trusting your car to go 3,000 miles on a gallon of gas

Your best friend is in the mirror

Friends are like the seasons, they come and go

People think that the world evolves around them and they, in themselves are the universe, but, in fact, they are only a grain of sand on the beach; a speck of dust in a storm

ONE WHO TALKS AND DOESNT LISTEN ONLY HEARS HIMSELF

Those who don’t listen don’t need ears
One who looks for love in others has none to give to themself
Before you can love, you have to love yourself
Giving of oneself is the power of the soul and spirit
Man with no friends has no enemies,.......,guy with teeny weenie needs to stand close to toilet..........,,woman who marries out of loneliness ends up alone,....... ,girl who dates anyone ends up with no one,......... ,man who uses cheap toilet paper ends up with finger up butt,........ ,man who looks down on others has nobody to look up to them, ..........,man who eats beans with pineapple will make Hawaiian music, ............,man with bad breath has nobody that will listen,......... ,if the world is like Pinocchio, more than half would have plastic surgery........a person forgiven for cheating is allowing them to cheat on u again,...... , rebounds is only good in basketball, not love,....... ,if love comes to u and flies away, let it go for true love will not fly away,....... , if at first u don’t succeed, try and try again and even then,, try again.........man who uses lawyer may win case but lose all money..........lawyers take a third of what u have and leave u with two thirds of nothing.............lawyers are like vultures, they sense death and take what’s there..........man who thinks of himself, ends up with himself...........man with bird in hand ends up with bird poop in hand..........man who seeks revenge only makes himself angrier than other person will be..........look up into the sky and see that despite what we think is so important in out lives or head really is not

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