VALLE LINDUMB HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK,,,WIZARDOFBAUM...HIGH SCHOOLS

VALLE LINDUMB high school, EL MONTE, CALIFORNIA STAFF, YOUTUBE. GOOGLE..VALLE LINDO

WILLIAM FLUNKEE

PRINCIPAL

Lost his wallet and car in Palm Springs and had his tire flattened and shot with a bb gun by employees and has his office shredded.

WILLIE GALLAJERK

COUNSELOR/THUG

Despite his size of his body, he descended from a T-Rex dropping thus has the same mental qualities.Does anything without asking much less thinking.

LONNIE "THIRD REICH" TURNUP

When god passed out brains , he had a moment of alzheimers and forgot to giver Lonnie one. She got by , by having a affair with Joey "Im really an actor but nobody believes me" Cardysmelly.

BOB "hiccup" HENDERSNOT

Bob, or as he likes to be known as tequilla sunrise, was sober one day in his thirty years and for that, he got fired for impersonating a terrorist since his behavior was far different than being drunk.

FILLER UPPHIL

FILLER was the coach and music teacher and was located in the back of the school wheras nobody ever saw if he was there for he paid other teachers on the staff to cover for him.

JOEY CARDISMELLY

Cardismelly, or Smelly, as he prefers, hasnt taken a shower since his wife left him for Willie Gallajerk after his alcoholic wife came back from lunch to pick up Smellys check ,,she caught Cardismelly having sex with Turnup.

MIKE HUNT

JANITOR

Rats on other teachers to Flunkee

lucious CHROME teeth

Lucious or as he also prefers, chrome, is the student president.

Chosen because he knows all the students by selling them drugs, running numbers game and also liquidating anything.

SUE HOG

BUSINESS

HOG or pig as she prefers to be called, lived with a variety of students in her home under 18 but it was fine since no way would a female have any illegal relationships with a student.

Madia Alteneatalot

TEEN PARENT TEACHER

Alteneatalot took care of six pregnant minors out of a school population of 2,000 and told the students to run into a wall to get her look and then mabye and just mabye,,,any male might avoid them,,unless she is in the dark,,then who cares.

GORE RILLA

SUPERINTENDENT

Rilla got to the top when he was being interviewed for the job with the present superintendent, when Rilla dropped a banan peel and when the present superintendent stood up to shake hands,,he slipped on the banana and died..leaving Rilla with the job.