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Wednesday, January 16, 2013

VALLE LINDUMB HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK,,,WIZARDOFBAUM...HIGH SCHOOLS


VALLE LINDUMB high school, EL MONTE, CALIFORNIA STAFF, YOUTUBE. GOOGLE..VALLE LINDO



WILLIAM FLUNKEE
PRINCIPAL
Lost his wallet and car in Palm Springs and had his tire flattened and shot with a bb gun by employees and has his office shredded.


WILLIE GALLAJERK
COUNSELOR/THUG

Despite his size of his body, he descended from a T-Rex dropping thus has the same mental qualities.Does anything without asking much less thinking.



LONNIE "THIRD REICH" TURNUP
When god passed out brains , he had a moment of alzheimers and forgot to giver Lonnie one. She got by , by having a affair with Joey "Im really an actor but nobody believes me" Cardysmelly.

BOB "hiccup" HENDERSNOT
Bob, or as he likes to be known as tequilla sunrise, was sober one day in his thirty years and for that, he got fired for impersonating a terrorist since his behavior was far different than being drunk.





FILLER UPPHIL

FILLER was the coach and music teacher and was located in the back of the school wheras nobody ever saw if he was there for he paid other teachers on the staff to cover for him.

JOEY CARDISMELLY
Cardismelly, or Smelly, as he prefers, hasnt taken a shower since his wife left him for Willie Gallajerk after his alcoholic wife came back from lunch to pick up Smellys check ,,she caught Cardismelly having sex with Turnup.



MIKE HUNT
JANITOR
Rats on other teachers to Flunkee
lucious CHROME teeth
Lucious or as he also prefers, chrome, is the student president.
Chosen because he knows all the students by selling them drugs, running numbers game and also liquidating anything.






SUE HOG
BUSINESS
HOG or pig as she prefers to be called, lived with a variety of students in her home under 18 but it was fine since no way would a female have any illegal relationships with a student.


Madia Alteneatalot
TEEN PARENT TEACHER
Alteneatalot took care of six pregnant minors out of a school population of 2,000 and told the students to run into a wall to get her look and then mabye and just mabye,,,any male might avoid them,,unless she is in the dark,,then who cares.

GORE RILLA
SUPERINTENDENT
Rilla got to the top when he was being interviewed for the job with the present superintendent, when Rilla dropped a banan peel and when the present superintendent stood up to shake hands,,he slipped on the banana and died..leaving Rilla with the job.

           

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