TILL DEATH DO WE PART OR UNTIL I CATCH YOU CHEATING

You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent


wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even

Jay Leno mentioned it.



It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.











After the wedding, at the reception,

the groom got up on stage with a

microphone to talk to the crowd.

He said he wanted to thank

everyone for coming, many from

long distances, to support them

at their wedding.

;

He especiall y wanted to thank the bride's

and his family and to thank

his new father-in-law for providing such

a lavish reception.



As a token of his deep appreciation

he said he wanted to give everyone

a special gift just from him.



So taped to the bottom of

everyone's chair, including the

wedding party was an envelope.



He said this was his gift to

everyone, and asked them to

open their envelope.









Inside each manila envelope was

an 8x10 glossy of his bride having

sex with the best man.



The groom had gotten suspicious

of them weeks earlier and had

hired a private detective to tail

them.



He waited so the photos could

sink in for a couple of minutes.



He turned to the best man and

said, 'F---you!' Then he turned

to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'



Then he turned t o the

dumbfounded crowd and said,

'I'm outta here.'



He had the marriage annulled

first thing in the morning.



While most people would have

canceled the wedding

immediately after finding out

about the affair, this

guy goes through with the

charade, as if nothing were wrong.



His revenge--making the bride's

parents pay over $32,000 for a

300-guest wedding and reception,

and best of all, trashing the

bride's and best man's reputations

in front of 300 friends and family

members.



This guy has balls the size of

church bells.



Do you think we might get a

MasterCard 'priceless'

commercial out of this?



Elegant wedding reception

for 300 family members and

friends: $32,000.



Wedding photographs

commemorating the

Occasion: $3,000



Deluxe two-week

honeymoon accommodations

in Maui : $8,500.



The look on everyone's face

when they see the 8x10 glossy

of the bride humping the best

man: Priceless.



There are some things money

can't buy, for everything else

there's MASTERCARD