THE THREE MUFFINS

onceupon a time there lived three muffins

My muffin, your muffin and His muffin

and down the street in the forest lived the evil wizard, the wiz of CUN

and the muffins knew never to leave the house at night

for the wiz of cun would capture and eat them

and no muuffin wanted their muff eaten

at least when they were awake

so the muffins would ony go out during the day

they did this for many monhts and were safe

until a very cloudy day appeared and filled the skies with darkness

and the muffins had been taking a nap and forgot the time of day and always  went by sunlight to guide them.

so ,mistakenly, the muffins vetnured  out only to see that it wasnt night , but a darkned sky, and suddenly the WIZ of  CUN appeared and ate each muff, slowly taking into its carnervous mouth,,each nibble of each muff,,yours, his and mine,feasting our muffs until all theee turned into juices sliding down the WIZ of CUNS mouth.......cun is short for cunnilingus