THREE Ladies in a Sauna
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE *SITTING NAKED IN A
SAUNA.*
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN** **PRESSED HER FOREARM
AND THE** **BEEP STOPPED.*
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY** **PAGER,' SHE SAID.
I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.*
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM *
*TO HER EAR.** *
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WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE** **PHONE..
I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'*
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE,** **SHE DECIDED
SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT** **OF THE
SAUNA AND *
*WENT TO** **THE BATHROOM..*
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER** **REAR END.*
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.*
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID..........*
*WELL, WILL YOU LOOK** **AT THAT.......*
*I'M GETTING A** **FAX!!*
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